more stories out of Bedlam...

[kuangning]

ZorbaTHut (1:53:02 AM): heh. neat.
ZorbaTHut (1:53:05 AM): that sounds interesting. :-)
Mistress Eleri (1:53:55 AM): no, dear. stumbling in on the two who were having sex in the elevator was interesting. last night was just scary.
ZorbaTHut (1:54:07 AM): *laughs*
Mistress Eleri (1:54:24 AM): ... and the bat -was- prettier.
ZorbaTHut (1:54:26 AM): you know, you'd think that they wouldn't risk elevator sex. I mean, those elevators are *used*, and are controllable from the outside :P
Mistress Eleri (1:54:54 AM): they apparently figured the service elevators weren't used that much. :P
ZorbaTHut (1:55:01 AM): ah. heh.
Mistress Eleri (1:55:18 AM): they were -wrong.- dear gods, were they wrong.
ZorbaTHut (1:56:03 AM): heheheh
Mistress Eleri (1:56:49 AM): *shakes her head.*
ZorbaTHut (1:57:42 AM): so what do you *do* in that situation? :P
Mistress Eleri (1:58:25 AM): I try to keep a straight face while I point out that this is inappropriate and it's now going to have to be logged.
Mistress Eleri (1:58:54 AM): then I go back to the front desk and laugh my ass off while I'm writing up an incident report.
ZorbaTHut (1:58:58 AM): nice :D
Mistress Eleri (2:00:03 AM): as I understood the rush of explanations, they were each there with their spouses. so they couldn't go back to -either- of their rooms.
Mistress Eleri (2:00:17 AM): I didn't feel sorry for them somehow.
ZorbaTHut (2:00:51 AM): *snrk*
ZorbaTHut (2:00:54 AM): that doesn't help, folks :P
Mistress Eleri (2:00:55 AM): btw, that's a "church group" story. :P
ZorbaTHut (2:02:07 AM): oh dear. that doesn't help either.
Mistress Eleri (2:02:09 AM): they were there to hear a preacher. then they snuck off after the sermon and the singing... to go commit adultery.
Mistress Eleri (2:02:34 AM): in -my- elevator.
ZorbaTHut (2:02:36 AM): "It's not really a *deadly* sin, is it? I mean . . . it's more of an *affirmation of life*, right? Anyway, the commandments aren't *absolutes*."
Mistress Eleri (2:02:43 AM): *grin.*

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/killjoy_/]

Oh my. And a fitting song to be playing too. ;)

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[kuangning]

heee. so it is. though it was Banned from Argo when I started. :)

Isn't it ironic?

[wiredferret.livejournal.com]

I always thought it was odd that church groups were the rudest and worst tippers.

But that's just funny. Hey, even if you hate this job, it amuses the hell out of us.

Re: Isn't it ironic?

[kuangning]

Actually, I don't hate it. :) LIS, I laughed my ass off after that incident. It's certainly a contrast to the rather boring introspective life I lead during the week. Security doesn't get to watch from the sidelines. ;)

[serendipity.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so glad I didn't sneak a peak at this post while I was on the Reference Desk! It's bad enough that I'm laughing out loud back here in the staff area!

Thanks, I needed that!

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[kuangning]

Glad to oblige? ;) I'm sure they'd be shocked and horrified to know anyone else would ever hear the story. That pleases me, somehow. ;)

[galith.livejournal.com]

LOL. You should keep doing these, you could probably compile a book of them. I'd buy it.

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[kuangning]

Incentive to keep working at the job, hmm? We shall see. :)