more stories out of Bedlam...
Jul. 29th, 2002 02:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kuangningZorbaTHut (1:53:02 AM): heh. neat.
ZorbaTHut (1:53:05 AM): that sounds interesting. :-)
Mistress Eleri (1:53:55 AM): no, dear. stumbling in on the two who were having sex in the elevator was interesting. last night was just scary.
ZorbaTHut (1:54:07 AM): *laughs*
Mistress Eleri (1:54:24 AM): ... and the bat -was- prettier.
ZorbaTHut (1:54:26 AM): you know, you'd think that they wouldn't risk elevator sex. I mean, those elevators are *used*, and are controllable from the outside :P
Mistress Eleri (1:54:54 AM): they apparently figured the service elevators weren't used that much. :P
ZorbaTHut (1:55:01 AM): ah. heh.
Mistress Eleri (1:55:18 AM): they were -wrong.- dear gods, were they wrong.
ZorbaTHut (1:56:03 AM): heheheh
Mistress Eleri (1:56:49 AM): *shakes her head.*
ZorbaTHut (1:57:42 AM): so what do you *do* in that situation? :P
Mistress Eleri (1:58:25 AM): I try to keep a straight face while I point out that this is inappropriate and it's now going to have to be logged.
Mistress Eleri (1:58:54 AM): then I go back to the front desk and laugh my ass off while I'm writing up an incident report.
ZorbaTHut (1:58:58 AM): nice :D
Mistress Eleri (2:00:03 AM): as I understood the rush of explanations, they were each there with their spouses. so they couldn't go back to -either- of their rooms.
Mistress Eleri (2:00:17 AM): I didn't feel sorry for them somehow.
ZorbaTHut (2:00:51 AM): *snrk*
ZorbaTHut (2:00:54 AM): that doesn't help, folks :P
Mistress Eleri (2:00:55 AM): btw, that's a "church group" story. :P
ZorbaTHut (2:02:07 AM): oh dear. that doesn't help either.
Mistress Eleri (2:02:09 AM): they were there to hear a preacher. then they snuck off after the sermon and the singing... to go commit adultery.
Mistress Eleri (2:02:34 AM): in -my- elevator.
ZorbaTHut (2:02:36 AM): "It's not really a *deadly* sin, is it? I mean . . . it's more of an *affirmation of life*, right? Anyway, the commandments aren't *absolutes*."
Mistress Eleri (2:02:43 AM): *grin.*
ZorbaTHut (1:53:05 AM): that sounds interesting. :-)
Mistress Eleri (1:53:55 AM): no, dear. stumbling in on the two who were having sex in the elevator was interesting. last night was just scary.
ZorbaTHut (1:54:07 AM): *laughs*
Mistress Eleri (1:54:24 AM): ... and the bat -was- prettier.
ZorbaTHut (1:54:26 AM): you know, you'd think that they wouldn't risk elevator sex. I mean, those elevators are *used*, and are controllable from the outside :P
Mistress Eleri (1:54:54 AM): they apparently figured the service elevators weren't used that much. :P
ZorbaTHut (1:55:01 AM): ah. heh.
Mistress Eleri (1:55:18 AM): they were -wrong.- dear gods, were they wrong.
ZorbaTHut (1:56:03 AM): heheheh
Mistress Eleri (1:56:49 AM): *shakes her head.*
ZorbaTHut (1:57:42 AM): so what do you *do* in that situation? :P
Mistress Eleri (1:58:25 AM): I try to keep a straight face while I point out that this is inappropriate and it's now going to have to be logged.
Mistress Eleri (1:58:54 AM): then I go back to the front desk and laugh my ass off while I'm writing up an incident report.
ZorbaTHut (1:58:58 AM): nice :D
Mistress Eleri (2:00:03 AM): as I understood the rush of explanations, they were each there with their spouses. so they couldn't go back to -either- of their rooms.
Mistress Eleri (2:00:17 AM): I didn't feel sorry for them somehow.
ZorbaTHut (2:00:51 AM): *snrk*
ZorbaTHut (2:00:54 AM): that doesn't help, folks :P
Mistress Eleri (2:00:55 AM): btw, that's a "church group" story. :P
ZorbaTHut (2:02:07 AM): oh dear. that doesn't help either.
Mistress Eleri (2:02:09 AM): they were there to hear a preacher. then they snuck off after the sermon and the singing... to go commit adultery.
Mistress Eleri (2:02:34 AM): in -my- elevator.
ZorbaTHut (2:02:36 AM): "It's not really a *deadly* sin, is it? I mean . . . it's more of an *affirmation of life*, right? Anyway, the commandments aren't *absolutes*."
Mistress Eleri (2:02:43 AM): *grin.*
