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[kuangning]

This is how I know God is female.

You see, She has so blessed me, that I have to squat to pee. I will never be affronted by flashing messages presented by my urine accomodation device while I am doing my business.

That is all.

Comments

Bleh

[rare.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Swisher has been telling us for years to "Say No to Drugs!" Not sure if that's helped. But this is gunna be fun though… peeing on something that's talking to you…

Re: Bleh

[kuangning]

... You poor males.

[rbos.livejournal.com]

If I encounter one of these things in a urinal, it will be ground beneath my heel.

[kuangning]

I now have a mental image of you jumping up and stomping up and down in the urinal. Does much to amuse me, but does nothing for your dignity, I'm afraid.

[rbos.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee.

Well, I'd pull it out first and cast it down upon the floor. :)

[justjay.livejournal.com]

...yet.

[kuangning]

No, see, unless they fix it so women pee standing up, flashing messages on the bowl don't work for us. Thanks be. Now, the door, the wall, or the floor, maybe. But not the bowl itself. *shudder.*

[fearghaill.livejournal.com]

no, but it's entirely possible for the toilet to start talking to you as soon as you sit down. I can see this being even worse, as you'd be there longer, and have no choice but to listen. We can look elsewhere.

[hardvice.livejournal.com]

Yes, dear, but we can also write our names in the snow without as much trouble.

[kuangning]

Y'know, I always wanted to know: does that ever actually compensate for anything? 'Cause I've never felt like I missed out on anything just 'cause I couldn't do that. I mean, sure, it'd be nice to be able to whip it out and step to a tree on a long road trip or something (trips to Tampa, that stretch after Yeehaw Junction was the longest damn empty stretch of nowhere!) but other'n that, really, what fun do guys get that girls don't?

[mgrasso.livejournal.com]

I like the sports bars where they have the newspapers behind glass above the urinals. Does that make me weird? :)