Linen closets.

[kuangning]

They're not just for hookers and johns anymore.

Two weeks ago, we caught one of the debutantes in a closet. The week before, it had been a (male) prostitute servicing a client in there. This week? Someone decided they're roomy enough to take up residence in.

We're changing the locks again. I somehow don't think it will help, though.

Comments

[charles.livejournal.com]

Rotary blades that scythe across the closet 45 seconds after the door is closed.

Hope this helps. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/killjoy_/]

that sounds sorta illegal. plus, then you'd get blood and whatnot all over the linens...

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[kuangning]

yep. and gods know, clean linens are hard enough to come by at the hotel. ;)

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[http://users.livejournal.com/killjoy_/]

Hmmm. Teargas dispensers? Or would that mess with the linens too?

[kuangning]

hmm. given the already-prevalent exposed wiring, I'm sure there are less messy ways to turn the things into death traps. I'd consider arming the housekeepers, though, since it was one of them who got attacked by the prostitute when she interrupted them.

Er...

[puppeteer.livejournal.com]

...aargh?

Re: Er...

[kuangning]

Nah. "aargh" is for my boss. I get to snicker rudely when he's not around. ;)

[nickm.livejournal.com]

.... and oddly enough, the only thing I can think of commenting or wanting to know is, was the manwhore's client a male or a female? o_o;;

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[kuangning]

male.