"Research says," he said, "that 60% of people sing in the shower. The other 40% masturbate. What song did you sing this morning?" I was barely paying attention, but I started humming "Think of Me."
It took me way too long to figure out just why he looked disappointed.
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And a public service announcement from the "avoid embarrassment" department, courtesy of the idiot sitting next to me. If you will have cybersex in a public place, for the love of small gods and little green apples, be the kind of person who doesn't have to sound the words out as you type. Please.