Hegira

Exactly. :) Generally, if they're drunk enough to attempt physical contact and not notice that I'm trying hard not to glare, they're having trouble just staying vertical. I force a smile and send them up to their room, pleading convenient duties, and hope that the lure of the bed and alcohol-induced short-term memory failure takes care of the problem for me. Generally, it does. It's not like they don't have more readily-accessible and obligingly drunken girls around.